1- If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

2-I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

3-When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers

4-People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

5-The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

6-In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

7-The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

8-Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.

9-Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

10-Use The Best...Linux for Servers...Mac for Graphics..Palm for Mobility..Windows for Solitaire

11-"Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button."

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13-Windows Vista -now comes with free anger management courses.

14-Mottos:

Windows-"We crash better than anyone else on the market. Frustration guaranteed."

Linux-"Stable as Mount Everest, but don't play games at my house!"

Mac-"A picture is worth a thousand words-so why care about anything else?"

15-what's the death? just CTRL+X in this world and CTRL+V in another world!